a first for me

[Christmas]

that's right I'm a cold hearted bastard in the sack.

your mom should have told you that herself.

Shut up, you aren't my dad.

[inthebutt]

Shut up, you aren't my dad.

hahahaha aw is someone mad??

[loka]

Cock rings are used for more than just gay sex. In bondage sex, cock rings can be used to hold your balls in a way where you wouldn't cum early and rather than blow your load instantly it holds it in for awhile giving you an erection longer especially in orgies or ways to torture the one whose receiving... the vibration just gets rid of that all together so I dunno why you would get a vibrating cock ring.

But then if your gay or want a longer erection you can just take meth. And if your gonna ask me why I know this, gay friends talk plus I know too much about sex. It boggles my mind sometimes.

[EVL_Ripper]

all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

I swear I had "load" there at first but felt "wad" might be a little appreciated more since it's not used as often.

[Curdy]

lets not forget about the vulcan now fella's

[uuntiltheendd]

That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.


oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...


Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

what your girlfriends (wifes?) name is ashley? my girlfriends name is ashley and she likes that shit too.. maybe it has to do with the name ashley..? anyone else in here ever fucked a girl named ashley that liked to get manhandled?

[Pink]

Toys, does bondage stuff count? If so, I have a collar with a kitty bell on it and spiked hand cuffs. The kind you you have on your wrist and use a chain to bind them together. And yes the spikes do hurt x.x

[Scrubbleboo]

Why and look like a pedophile in disguise? Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

There was no disguise to begin with. ^_-

[Death]

There was no disguise to begin with. ^_-

Ooooo a paradox we have walked into now have we?

[big_black]

way to go for you guy. ive done that for a while. spare the whimpy durex/trojan crap. go for the stuff in the shops that use watch batterys. adjustable speeds etc. i have no shame!