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    Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
    Are power drills and crowbars considered sex toys?
    powerdrills, yes. crowbars, ill have to try that one out and see how it goes.

    (fail thread dta yesterday.)

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    (fail thread dta yesterday.)
    Please... for the love of God and all that is holy... DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!

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    lmao. omg this thread is epic. i never seen so many guys so insecure about their sexuality. curdy your awesome.

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    bored much curdy?
    Edit: Valve AND Zero would find a way to screw up a steel ball.

    I have never seen any other server that used to be so much fun to play on just get so properly rammed into the ground by one person's lazyness, incompetence and inability to grasp how to properly run a server.

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    Tmi...

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    I got that KY Yours and Mine shit for my wife and me but it sucks........unless you like having a numbing sensation on your cods

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Monic View Post
    I got that KY Yours and Mine shit for my wife and me but it sucks........unless you like having a numbing sensation on your cods
    i was thinking about trying that stuff but nvm.. ill stick with the ky warming liquid.

    my gf thinks the warming stuff is annoying but i like it. whats annoying is when she tells me to pretend like im raping her.. thats just weird.. oops, tmi.

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .

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    Uhm...

    Curdy bro ?

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    Oh yeah those Trojan cock rings are pretty good, I mean they don't last long but for the price they're good. Only other toys we had we're when she went to a local store with lingerie and other stuff, she won a free goody bag with oils, a vibrator and some other stuff. The vibe is fun to use. I remember one time she was in the kitchen washing dishes with my sister, I put the vibe in pocket, walked up to my ex and turned it on and started rubbing my side up against her, when it dawned on her what it was, man her eyes got huge and she pushed me into the room and told me to hide it.

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