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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Monic View Post
    I got that KY Yours and Mine shit for my wife and me but it sucks........unless you like having a numbing sensation on your cods
    i was thinking about trying that stuff but nvm.. ill stick with the ky warming liquid.

    my gf thinks the warming stuff is annoying but i like it. whats annoying is when she tells me to pretend like im raping her.. thats just weird.. oops, tmi.

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper View Post
    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .
    ....................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper View Post
    ^ I'm sure she felt just as weirded out when half way through it you blurted out "Yeah Walter you keep struggling and I'm just gonna take longer to shoot my wad!" .
    all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
    speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    all of that was verbatim except i used "load" instead of "wad."
    speaking of loads, she also finds it weird when i get on one knee and say "get in position and wait for my load" into an imaginary walkie talkie while hand signaling her to proceed to the bed.

    That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.


    oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...


    Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragedy View Post
    That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.


    oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...


    Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...
    So yeahhhhh.........how bout dem Yankees?

    So it took 3 years to get this type of thread and now i say....Thank You Curdy

    about god damn time

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    All you had to do was ask.
    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    i never thought you would put walter under the category of "male."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubbleboo View Post
    All you had to do was ask.
    Why and look like a pedophile in disguise? Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragedy View Post
    That was fucking hilarious. I literally LOL'ed.


    oh, and so I can add my "weirdness" to the thread...


    Ashley likes when I lightly choke her when we are doing it. Weird? Yes. I'll be bangin' her and she will want me to grasp her neck and squeeze and shit...
    Last chick I had sex with had the same thing going on. Some chicks like to be really dominated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Last chick I had sex with had the same thing going on. Some chicks like to be really dominated.
    Like I said in some other thread a while back... Goth chicks are known for that shit. Fuckin' kinky.


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