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    Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.

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    rubber dilldo and my mouth.


    enough said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wickedtribe View Post
    Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.
    Lol amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HOLY SH**T! View Post
    rubber dilldo and my mouth.


    enough said.
    ^^this...

    explains a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragedy View Post
    ^^this...

    explains a lot.
    It's probably the most embarrasing way to wake up ever...

    It's cool though, the chicks dig it for some reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HOLY SH**T! View Post
    rubber dilldo and my mouth.


    enough said.
    I'm...scared...



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    I dunno... id say my worst 1 was my kid smashed me in the nutts with the bat from her T ball set... while I was asleep.

    but then again... there was all those times the mormans would be at my door at 9 in the morning when I wanted nothing more but 2 sleep.... those were equally as painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.
    is she a lesbian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.
    pics of the dds? please share.

    i spent one saint patricks day at my sisters house (shes a lesbian so there were a lot of hot lesbians and straight chicks there ) we drank and partied for most of the night. in the morning i woke up on her l couch in the bottom floor room (the house is on a hill so its kind of like a basement but its not) under a big blanket next to two hot girls. it was funny because none of us knew how we got there. i didnt get any action but it was still pretty cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMastagunzxX View Post
    is she a lesbian?
    She's bisexual actually, but married. Last time I saw her was in April... when I went to Chicago

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