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  1. 12-03-2009 03:37 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    Wednesday at 6am I hear a steam message from my laptop cause I like to fall asleep to the Golden Girls. It turns out it's anex, and he woke me up in time to get ready for PT.
    Glad I could help you get up in time for gay ass military pt
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    Quote Originally Posted by anex View Post
    Glad I could help you get up in time for gay ass military pt
    I'm happy you make fun of me in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cloud View Post
    I know for shit it wasnt about me because 1) im hawt 2) my peen is giga and 3) everyone loves me

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    She dreamed about that kurwa NYS :P
    LOL Yep !! She dreams about me all the time. She likes the pink meat. LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    Which whore? I know polish considering one of my good friends is Polish :P
    I have a hot polish chick. Natural blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She smells so good that even her ass smells good. LOL !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by -=NYS=- C.O. View Post
    LOL Yep !! She dreams about me all the time. She likes the pink meat. LOL



    I have a hot polish chick. Natural blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She smells so good that even her ass smells good. LOL !!
    lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.

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    Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.

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    rubber dilldo and my mouth.


    enough said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HOLY SH**T! View Post
    rubber dilldo and my mouth.


    enough said.
    ^^this...

    explains a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE HOLY SH**T! View Post
    rubber dilldo and my mouth.


    enough said.
    I'm...scared...



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    Quote Originally Posted by wickedtribe View Post
    Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.
    Lol amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loka View Post
    lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.
    is she a lesbian?
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