Rude awakenings

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

I know for shit it wasnt about me because 1) im hawt 2) my peen is giga and 3) everyone loves me

HAHA

She dreamed about that kurwa NYS :P

LOL Yep !! She dreams about me all the time. She likes the pink meat. LOL

Which whore? I know polish considering one of my good friends is Polish :P

I have a hot polish chick. Natural blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She smells so good that even her ass smells good. LOL !!

[loka]

LOL Yep !! She dreams about me all the time. She likes the pink meat. LOL



I have a hot polish chick. Natural blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes. She smells so good that even her ass smells good. LOL !!

lol my polish friend has red hair, green eyes, DD boobs... i have a picture... she lives in wisconsin right now, but shes from chicago.

[wickedtribe]

Well after a aerosmith concert 4 or so years back I blacked out after 3 hits of acid (not back to back im not fucking crazy but about three hours between each) and awoke later in a room of about 23 people sleeping and a girl in my arms who I didn't even know, My cloths were still on and I just left, I didn't know what happend or how I got there but, I didn't want to know any stupid shit I did so I got my car and just left.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

rubber dilldo and my mouth.


enough said.

[Tragedy]

rubber dilldo and my mouth.


enough said.

^^this...

explains a lot.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

^^this...

explains a lot.

It's probably the most embarrasing way to wake up ever...

It's cool though, the chicks dig it for some reason.

[&&toasties]

rubber dilldo and my mouth.


enough said.

I'm...scared...

[maynard]

I dunno... id say my worst 1 was my kid smashed me in the nutts with the bat from her T ball set... while I was asleep.

but then again... there was all those times the mormans would be at my door at 9 in the morning when I wanted nothing more but 2 sleep.... those were equally as painful.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

I'm...scared...

u are now should of seen my face.

[walterbrunswick]

When I was in college for police foundations...

Waking up every day at 0520 hours in the winter time and heading out to the bus stop in DAMN FREEZING COLD weather.

Recently, no real rude awakenings, aside from having to wake up early one morning to go work with the HVAC technician, and having acetylene torch fumes blown at my face as we were taking the seized compressor out of the system.