rubber dilldo and my mouth.
enough said.
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rubber dilldo and my mouth.
enough said.
Originally Posted by EVL_Ripper
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^^this...
explains a lot.
ZOMBIE [ibis.a]
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It's probably the most embarrasing way to wake up ever...^^this...
explains a lot.
It's cool though, the chicks dig it for some reason.
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I'm...scared...
That’s the funny thing about trolls: They love to do something horrible, then accuse you of doing something horrible when you call them on it.
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I dunno... id say my worst 1 was my kid smashed me in the nutts with the bat from her T ball set... while I was asleep.
but then again... there was all those times the mormans would be at my door at 9 in the morning when I wanted nothing more but 2 sleep.... those were equally as painful.
Maynard - The WCS Guy
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u are now should of seen my face.
Banned
When I was in college for police foundations...
Waking up every day at 0520 hours in the winter time and heading out to the bus stop in DAMN FREEZING COLD weather.
Recently, no real rude awakenings, aside from having to wake up early one morning to go work with the HVAC technician, and having acetylene torch fumes blown at my face as we were taking the seized compressor out of the system.
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oh yea almost forgot this one..
i had a rude awakening when i woke up the other morning and found that the cellulitis cyst on my gooch bursted open in the middle of the night and spread a green fluid with a dank stench all over my favorite boxers. my fucking boxers with the mermaids! the mermaids!!
"if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
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My brother got a rude awakening this morning LOL
We got our first snow this moring and i decided to make a few snow balls at 8am.
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