Rude awakenings

[matrixninja]

I was just sleeping until some one banged on my door, my window the side of my house. Finally I woke up got a shirt and pj pants on answer the door,this guy asked about a car parked on the side of the road, some ugly car I dont know it wasn't mine once I said it wasn't mine he left and now Im awake.

Well if you have any weird stories about waking up, please share them ^^

1)Having an insane Russel terrior rip apart my shirt in my sleep ^^
2)Waking up to my computer monitor being smashed to bits (Don't ask >.>)

I might remember more later