Disease: Holy Dart Syndrome
Symptoms: Dart following around, trying to get you to tk her, jumping on your head and screwing up your shots.
Info: Medical experts have been trying to figure out, just how to cure people with this disease only known as "Holy Dart Syndrome." It was named after a retard who looked like this

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Apparently the retard liked to be a douche bag to other people, IE jumping on them, standing in front of them at the grocery store when trying to reach for canned items, ect...
Solution: When you encounter a person with Holy Dart Syndrome, take a flash bang out so the retarded person doesn't notice. You then throw it at your feet and run like hell because that retard is about to be blind and belligerent. Also more common solutions are to freeze them, light them on fire, slap them, and (the one that most people have satisfying results with) is shooting that annoying mother fucking retard in the head.
Source: USA TODAY