Sooner or later, 69 is gonna be in your face.

[loka]

all of this is hilarious.

[Christmas]

all of this is hilarious.

Jack Edwards is such a fucking homer it is ridiculous.

[Magic Tortoise]

lol Yeah, girls have to develop it so we can spot and ward off creepies. You know who I'm talking about...

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."(Metro Radio)

I saw these on some blog:
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria...I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious."

Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it... you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US tv commentator: "One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Rofl XD this is like hilarious, i especially like the boxing 1

[DeadEyeDeNNi$]

Damn Ritta, some of those had me rofl I needed that thx