Maynard App

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[maynard]

thx masta... tell zero to hurry up with the official ibis time/matter transporter... id like to skip ahead and see who gets in next lawl.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

thx masta... tell zero to hurry up with the official ibis time/matter transporter... id like to skip ahead and see who gets in next lawl.

It won't be any time soon.

[Clone]

As long as its b4 2012 i can wait I wanna be in IBIS b4 the world goes upside down and ends leaving my app in the wind.

Clone

[anex]

NYS speaks the truth when he says it won't be soon.

You see there are intricate things that are involved in the decision process. Zero hasn't even gotten the message from the hedgehog who lives in Billows tree. But little does he know that it is because the third moon on the fourth day of the sixth month hasn't been full yet.

When it does, the hedgehog will appear and tell Zero and the other members of Ibis where they are to perform their pagan ceremony. There they spend 6 days and 6 nights drawing names from a hat and drinking JuJu juice from a coconut that has to be specifically from Columbia.

The reason why it takes so long is because the name of the applicant has to be pulled by each member at least over 100 times to even be considered. Once that happens they then pray to the sky god, Khluha the magical Raccoon, who approves or disapproves.

The number of accepted applicants is determined by a rigorous algorithm that only a TI-84 calculator can calculate.

So Maynard, it will not be anytime soon.

[maynard]

was joking ppl, and I'm well aware of the recruitment process and well aware it wont be anytime soon.

[anex]

[Tragedy]

was joking ppl, and I'm well aware of the recruitment process and well aware it wont be anytime soon.

He told me the next one was this spring...aka anytime now. :-)

[Vladninja]

He told me the next one was this spring...aka anytime now. :-)

Not to burst your bubble... but that date has been changed....

A lot of updates need to occur before IBIS even considers accepting new members...
honestly it shouldn't be a problem for those of you who are really dedicated to making it into IBIS.

[maynard]

Not to burst your bubble... but that date has been changed....

A lot of updates need to occur before IBIS even considers accepting new members...
honestly it shouldn't be a problem for those of you who are really dedicated to making it into IBIS.

wasn't expecting to see more ppl get in till christmas again... so my bubble remains in tact

I started working on the IBIS time/matter transporter... but that bastard NYS hid the damn blue prints on me...