NYS speaks the truth when he says it won't be soon.
You see there are intricate things that are involved in the decision process. Zero hasn't even gotten the message from the hedgehog who lives in Billows tree. But little does he know that it is because the third moon on the fourth day of the sixth month hasn't been full yet.
When it does, the hedgehog will appear and tell Zero and the other members of Ibis where they are to perform their pagan ceremony. There they spend 6 days and 6 nights drawing names from a hat and drinking JuJu juice from a coconut that has to be specifically from Columbia.
The reason why it takes so long is because the name of the applicant has to be pulled by each member at least over 100 times to even be considered. Once that happens they then pray to the sky god, Khluha the magical Raccoon, who approves or disapproves.
The number of accepted applicants is determined by a rigorous algorithm that only a TI-84 calculator can calculate.
So Maynard, it will not be anytime soon.
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Maynard - The WCS Guy 
Originally Posted by maynard
