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    NYS speaks the truth when he says it won't be soon.

    You see there are intricate things that are involved in the decision process. Zero hasn't even gotten the message from the hedgehog who lives in Billows tree. But little does he know that it is because the third moon on the fourth day of the sixth month hasn't been full yet.

    When it does, the hedgehog will appear and tell Zero and the other members of Ibis where they are to perform their pagan ceremony. There they spend 6 days and 6 nights drawing names from a hat and drinking JuJu juice from a coconut that has to be specifically from Columbia.

    The reason why it takes so long is because the name of the applicant has to be pulled by each member at least over 100 times to even be considered. Once that happens they then pray to the sky god, Khluha the magical Raccoon, who approves or disapproves.

    The number of accepted applicants is determined by a rigorous algorithm that only a TI-84 calculator can calculate.

    So Maynard, it will not be anytime soon.

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    was joking ppl, and I'm well aware of the recruitment process and well aware it wont be anytime soon.

    Maynard - The WCS Guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    was joking ppl, and I'm well aware of the recruitment process and well aware it wont be anytime soon.
    He told me the next one was this spring...aka anytime now. :-)
    ZOMBIE [ibis.a]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragedy View Post
    He told me the next one was this spring...aka anytime now. :-)
    Not to burst your bubble... but that date has been changed....

    A lot of updates need to occur before IBIS even considers accepting new members...
    honestly it shouldn't be a problem for those of you who are really dedicated to making it into IBIS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vladninja View Post
    Not to burst your bubble... but that date has been changed....

    A lot of updates need to occur before IBIS even considers accepting new members...
    honestly it shouldn't be a problem for those of you who are really dedicated to making it into IBIS.
    wasn't expecting to see more ppl get in till christmas again... so my bubble remains in tact

    I started working on the IBIS time/matter transporter... but that bastard NYS hid the damn blue prints on me...
    Last edited by maynard; 03-20-2010 at 03:30 PM.

    Maynard - The WCS Guy

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    just wait maynard, you might get your day in the sun...




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    Matter transporter will be delayed, but our mind control program is working quite well.

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapedollar$ View Post
    just wait maynard, you might get your day in the sun...
    Or Not...

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