Maybe I've suffered massive brain damage, but until I can get that proved, I'm gonna have to ask you to clarify how that is epic fail.
I could have walked in here, slapping all of you with an erect e-penis, but, unlike you, I find it rude.
It's not so much saying, "Good job for banning me for my behavior", as much as it is, "The punishment was fair, however, I did not get "tagged" on purpose, nor did I break barricades". I hope you can see the difference. At any rate, people who beg to be unbanned, without putting up a good argument don't deserve to be unbanned. It's like saying, "Yeah, I threatened to kill the clerk at 7-Eleven. Why are you putting me in jail? This isn't fair!".