are you ocd?

[maynard]

1. Go to sleep watching the Golden Girls and I have to have a fan or something loud in the background to fall asleep
2. Clean my sneakers before I leave anywhere
3. Bite off the ends of a twizzler and use it as a straw
4. Clean ears after shower
5. Bite my lips until they bleed when I'm angry
6. Wear shower shoes in any other tub other than the one in my house.
7. Purposely hack a lung in doctor offices so some dumb cunt will ask me to wear a mouth guard, and tell them to wear it if my germs cause fear.

Normal Behavior.