I know, this is an extremely odd thread but it can become quite interesting. I've seen it done a lot before.
When you are about to wipe your ass, do you:
Personally, I fold.
Fold your toilet paper
Crumple your toilet paper into a ball of sorts
Use a corn cob
Freestyle it and use whatever you find
I know, this is an extremely odd thread but it can become quite interesting. I've seen it done a lot before.
When you are about to wipe your ass, do you:
Personally, I fold.
There is no option to select mutiple options. Paper is folded or crumpled or a combination of the two based off following criteria:
Total remaining paper available
Softness of paper
Area requiring wipe
Quantity of shit on area
Liquidity of shit
Current stage of wiping
As a result the optimal paper usage is achieved resulting in a cleaner ass with reduced risk of hand contamination.
I wrap/fold.
Then use a baby wipe to extreme cleanliness.
That’s the funny thing about trolls: They love to do something horrible, then accuse you of doing something horrible when you call them on it.
Very valid points indeed! Well I guess the poll is obsolete now. Also, I wonder if i'm strange for doing the courtesy wipe.
How about this.
BASE YOUR VOTES OFF OF NORMAL 1 PLY, STILL CAN READ THE WORDS ON IT, CHEAP TOILET PAPER!
Maybe later we can set up a poll for 2 ply, extra soft, lotiony charmen
Charmin ultra soft is the best. I always pick out 4 squares, 5 is overdoing it. I do an initial grab to make sure there is nothing dangling because nothing sucks more then wiping shit into your ass crack then using 25 sheets of toilet paper to wipe it off! Then I do what zero does. Repeat wiping until toilet paper comes out clean.
Lmao at bold part!
I honestly used to crumple until I seen a poll like this years back on another form. It opened my eyes to the effectiveness of folding.
If the roll is free, i'll occassionally just like wrap it around my hand, take it off and use that. kinda same thing as folding i guess.
in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....
just putting it out there.
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