Fold or Crumple?

[Clone]

They have that in Australia too.

Yeah but i don;t care about Australia its all about JAPAN this year Chelsea anything about Akhibara is also good....

Clone

[XxMastagunzxX]

Clone are you going to bring some asian women back for us?

[Clone]

Clone are you going to bring some asian women back for us?

only if you give me the cash for it... also i'll send her back via Fed-ex so she might still be alive in 48 hours.

OR

I'll just buy you a robotic love doll that can do all the good stuff without having to be asked for a happy ending

Clone

[Rage]

Yeah its call a bedai or how ever the fuck you want to spell it. They got tht shit in parts of europe too. I guess that falls under the freestyle option.

[walterbrunswick]

i fold and ball up. and on top of that, i wipe till i bleed most of the time.
and i cant fucking stand that cheap ass toilet paper that feels like the tissue paper you put in present bags.

I hope you're joking about the bleeding part. That brings back memories of when I got hemorrhoids from working out with a buddy in college... let me tell you... not fun. I never really appreciated having a non-bleeding asshole until those brutal times.

Yeah its call a bedai or how ever the fuck you want to spell it. They got tht shit in parts of europe too. I guess that falls under the freestyle option.

It's called a "badai toilet." This house has them, my family's house has them, and my mother had them installed back at our old house.

[ZERO]

in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....

just putting it out there.

Clone

It is actually European (french) called a bidet I would think it would also be found in many Arabic countries.

[loka]

Dude, bidets can be found in the U.S. if the owner wants to install one and knows about it. Yes bidets are found in Arabic speaking countries... more commonly in Egypt. I know people who have bidets in their bathrooms here and it was strange. I thought it was a weird ass urinal when I was young, and then my mom showed me what it was for.

When I went to Spain on a high school trip they had them in our hotel room. Plus the fact the bathroom was the size of a regular room and all marble.

I wouldn't use one because seriously? That's what a fucking shower is for. Clean your snatch properly.

[Scrubbleboo]

I wrap/fold.

Then use a baby wipe to extreme cleanliness.

Yes! Fold and baby wipes= the best way.

[Steamer]

Need more options...

Depends on the TP, ply, and if im in an artsy mood... lol

I once tried to make a oragami crane to wipe my ass with, it didnt turn out very well...

[Fireye]

in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....

just putting it out there.

Clone

You really don't want to get started on japanese toilets. 'cause this is what a traditional japanese toilet looks like:


It's the same for men and women. SQUAT POWAH