Fold your toilet paper
Crumple your toilet paper into a ball of sorts
Use a corn cob
Freestyle it and use whatever you find
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Charmin ultra soft is the best. I always pick out 4 squares, 5 is overdoing it. I do an initial grab to make sure there is nothing dangling because nothing sucks more then wiping shit into your ass crack then using 25 sheets of toilet paper to wipe it off! Then I do what zero does. Repeat wiping until toilet paper comes out clean.
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i fold and ball up. and on top of that, i wipe till i bleed most of the time.
and i cant fucking stand that cheap ass toilet paper that feels like the tissue paper you put in present bags.
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Lmao at bold part!
I honestly used to crumple until I seen a poll like this years back on another form. It opened my eyes to the effectiveness of folding.
If the roll is free, i'll occassionally just like wrap it around my hand, take it off and use that. kinda same thing as folding i guess.
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in Japan they have these water jets inside the toilet that clean fort you so you don't have to waste toilet paper....
just putting it out there.
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They have that in Australia too.
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Yeah but i don;t care about Australia its all about JAPAN this year Chelsea anything about Akhibara is also good....
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only if you give me the cash for it... also i'll send her back via Fed-ex so she might still be alive in 48 hours.
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I'll just buy you a robotic love doll that can do all the good stuff without having to be asked for a happy ending
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It is actually European (french) called a bidet I would think it would also be found in many Arabic countries.
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Dude, bidets can be found in the U.S. if the owner wants to install one and knows about it. Yes bidets are found in Arabic speaking countries... more commonly in Egypt. I know people who have bidets in their bathrooms here and it was strange. I thought it was a weird ass urinal when I was young, and then my mom showed me what it was for.
When I went to Spain on a high school trip they had them in our hotel room. Plus the fact the bathroom was the size of a regular room and all marble.
I wouldn't use one because seriously? That's what a fucking shower is for. Clean your snatch properly.
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