Fold or Crumple?

[walterbrunswick]

i fold and ball up. and on top of that, i wipe till i bleed most of the time.
and i cant fucking stand that cheap ass toilet paper that feels like the tissue paper you put in present bags.

I hope you're joking about the bleeding part. That brings back memories of when I got hemorrhoids from working out with a buddy in college... let me tell you... not fun. I never really appreciated having a non-bleeding asshole until those brutal times.

Yeah its call a bedai or how ever the fuck you want to spell it. They got tht shit in parts of europe too. I guess that falls under the freestyle option.

It's called a "badai toilet." This house has them, my family's house has them, and my mother had them installed back at our old house.