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  • Fold your toilet paper

    13 68.42%
  • Crumple your toilet paper into a ball of sorts

    3 15.79%
  • Use a corn cob

    1 5.26%
  • Freestyle it and use whatever you find

    2 10.53%
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  1. Default Fold or Crumple?

    I know, this is an extremely odd thread but it can become quite interesting. I've seen it done a lot before.


    When you are about to wipe your ass, do you:

    Personally, I fold.

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    There is no option to select mutiple options. Paper is folded or crumpled or a combination of the two based off following criteria:
    Total remaining paper available
    Softness of paper
    Area requiring wipe
    Quantity of shit on area
    Liquidity of shit
    Current stage of wiping

    As a result the optimal paper usage is achieved resulting in a cleaner ass with reduced risk of hand contamination.



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    I wrap/fold.

    Then use a baby wipe to extreme cleanliness.



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    Quote Originally Posted by &&toasties View Post
    I wrap/fold.

    Then use a baby wipe to extreme cleanliness.
    Yes! Fold and baby wipes= the best way.
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    Need more options...

    Depends on the TP, ply, and if im in an artsy mood... lol

    I once tried to make a oragami crane to wipe my ass with, it didnt turn out very well...
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    maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubbleboo View Post
    Yes! Fold and baby wipes= the best way.
    Baby wipes are the EASIEST and BEST way to get clean FAST.

    +fucking10 to baby wipes.
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    you know, i think this thread should become stickied. i think by knowing how each other wipes their ass, we become closer to one another. thats something we need in this community with all the flaming going on lately. +1 to whoever came up with the how do you wipe your ass thread.

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    Very valid points indeed! Well I guess the poll is obsolete now. Also, I wonder if i'm strange for doing the courtesy wipe.

    How about this.


    BASE YOUR VOTES OFF OF NORMAL 1 PLY, STILL CAN READ THE WORDS ON IT, CHEAP TOILET PAPER!

    Maybe later we can set up a poll for 2 ply, extra soft, lotiony charmen

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    Oh wiping never stops until paper returns clean and then an additional wipe carefully covers all areas as a final check and then wiping stops if it also returns clean.



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    Charmin ultra soft is the best. I always pick out 4 squares, 5 is overdoing it. I do an initial grab to make sure there is nothing dangling because nothing sucks more then wiping shit into your ass crack then using 25 sheets of toilet paper to wipe it off! Then I do what zero does. Repeat wiping until toilet paper comes out clean.

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