I hate life, and his computer.

[Bumpkin]

There is no way that your computer can restart but not get into safe mode. No fucking way.

You can log onto the forums, play games, and surf the net, but you can't use any anti-virus software or do anything listed to FIX the problem? And you are coming here instead of somewhere where people can actually help your plight much better?

Seriously, this doesn't make any sense at all.

Just because I can't get into fucking safe mode doesnt mean I can't use the computer at all.

You're way over analyzing.

and I came HERE because there are a ton of geeks who won't charge me to help.

Understand now?

Like I said before, if you're going to be a dick about this, then fucking don't post.

Humm maybe another ploy for attention?

LOL ok want a fix do this... go to control panel. I know you will be able to open un/install. Un/install any anti virus software that's auto popping up or "detecting a virus when you don't do anything". Another thing that helps is pull or shut off your Internet connection. Then if any program tells you "your computer is under attack from XXX XXX..." you know its full of shit.

My friend had the same type of problem and it took me all of 5 mins to fix. What really bugs me is anything that would actually cause this much chaos would not let you to go on-line... much less post in these forums.

this is hardly for attention, I can assure you because this is causing me way too much stress.

I've uninstalled the "Malware Defense" program 3 times.

And even Aco can attest (he went on TeamViewer) to the fact that no antivirus will pop up.

It will install, but when I go to use it, it won't load up.

Any one of you is more than welcome to try if you'd like.

I've done everything but reformat and restore.

which it seems I'm going to have to do...but she has so many goddamn files...

[Dog Brother #1]

Just because I can't get into fucking safe mode doesnt mean I can't use the computer at all.

You're way over analyzing.

and I came HERE because there are a ton of geeks who won't charge me to help.

Understand now?

Like I said before, if you're going to be a dick about this, then fucking don't post.

If you're going to talk to people trying to help in that way, then perhaps you should fuck off, and take your computer to Best Buy. I mean, they'll charge you a $100 for doing what we're suggesting for you to do for free. Reading your replies in this thread has disgusted me, so, take an ice pick to your head for all I care.

[Bumpkin]

If you're going to talk to people trying to help in that way, then perhaps you should fuck off, and take your computer to Best Buy. I mean, they'll charge you a $100 for doing what we're suggesting for you to do for free. Reading your replies in this thread has disgusted me, so, take an ice pick to your head for all I care.

Notice how I'm only replying to Christmas in this manner.

So if you can't help me, please don't spam.

As for you christmas, when I restart the computer and rapidly hit the f8 button to try to get into safemode, and it doesn't even acknowledge it, what am I supposed to do?

[Christmas]

Notice how I'm only replying to Christmas in this manner.

So if you can't help me, please don't spam.

As for you christmas, when I restart the computer and rapidly hit the f8 button to try to get into safemode, and it doesn't even acknowledge it, what am I supposed to do?

Have you tried holding the power button to where it shuts off?

Computers tend to tell you that your computer had an unexpected shut down and gives you a list of options to restart (one of them being safe mode).

And like I said, TAKE THIS INFORMATION TO A GROUP OF PROFESSIONALS WHO ARE BETTER EQUIPPED TO HELP YOU.

Not my fault you don't care to hear the information I am giving you. Just makes your life harder.

[Bumpkin]

Have you tried holding the power button to where it shuts off?

Computers tend to tell you that your computer had an unexpected shut down and gives you a list of options to restart (one of them being safe mode).

And like I said, TAKE THIS INFORMATION TO A GROUP OF PROFESSIONALS WHO ARE BETTER EQUIPPED TO HELP YOU.

Not my fault you don't care to hear the information I am giving you. Just makes your life harder.

what do you not understand about me not having the fucking money to go to someone professional?

Get that through your head.

If you'd like to call me and "walk" me through it, by all means, I'll give you my number.

And yes, I have tried that.

I'm not totally ignorant to computers.

[Christmas]

what do you not understand about me not having the fucking money to go to someone professional?

Get that through your head.

I gave you a site that is FREE for support. Get that through your head.

Here's another one: http://forum.avira.com/wbb/index.php?langid=1

Places you can have people deal with your issue and do it for free. Did I mention free?

There are plenty of "geeks" on forums specifically for these problems that won't charge you. Hell Dell provides free online customer support with their computers (inb4 FOOK DELL IT SUCKS)

[Dog Brother #1]

Notice how I'm only replying to Christmas in this manner.

So if you can't help me, please don't spam.

As for you christmas, when I restart the computer and rapidly hit the f8 button to try to get into safemode, and it doesn't even acknowledge it, what am I supposed to do?

Yay! Autumn attention time! You're so special, and we want to drown you in adoration. We love you!

[Christmas]

Yay! Autumn attention time! You're so special, and we want to drown you in adoration. We love you!

You can state your skepticism without sounding like a condescending douche bag about it.

[Bumpkin]

Will a few screen shots help you?

What the hell is wrong with doing it on this forum?

You're making this ridiculous.






Finally got it figured out!

The virus installed a registry that blocked any anti-virus from starting up.

Hence why I couldn't do anything.

So, Aco and I went on team viewer and he put a tdsskiller to my desktop to get rid of the trojan which was blocking the registry.

We then downloaded malwarebyts and did a scan and removed it all.

It's gone now! YAY!

Thanks you guys for your efforts to help.

It's much appreciated<33

[Steamer]

Good!

Those pesky Advanced trojans are sometimes a PITA to clean up.

I've been running Comodo, Avast or Nod32 on and off, along with SpyBot and CCleaner for years now and have not had one single virus / adware besides VM testing. Firefox, Add Block +, 64 bit OS's, along with some knowlege and no stupidity of clicking on random things that arent contained in a VM have kept things nice and clean for me.