I will never deep fry again...

[inthebutt]

Old grease caught fire in the kitchen and smoked the fucking place out. my step father burnt his hand trying to bring it to the door. We got it put out with my brand new 100 dollar logging pants and a fire exstingusher. but hey, whats pants to losing your home?

So after a lot of cleaning and slipping on grease lol everything is dandy. Just very minor smoke dmg.

kitchen 101 ALWAYS CLEAN UP GREASE!!! NEVER LET IT BUILD UP!!!!

your lucky all that was burnt were pants and your step fathers hand. you could have lost your home and who knows how many houses next to yours.

[Scrubbleboo]

kitchen 101 ALWAYS CLEAN UP GREASE!!! NEVER LET IT BUILD UP!!!!

Your lucky all that was burnt were pants and your step fathers hand. you could have lost your home and who knows how many houses next to yours.

I have to agree here, keep a cleaner kitchen! Then again I'm the kind of person who scrubs the shit out of a stove even if it's spotless...don't listen to me -_-.
Glad to hear everything is ok, though. That's potential disaster right there and there are plenty of idiots who douse grease fires in water and either end up killing themselves or destroying their house. Horrah for your brilliance! Sorry about the pants though >.>.

[Rage]

The kitchen is spotless. The grease was in a cooking pan with a cover on it... I guess it was just older grease... DOn't start preaching to me about cleaniness because I guarantee my home is cleaner then 95% of yours.

[inthebutt]

The kitchen is spotless. The grease was in a cooking pan with a cover on it... I guess it was just older grease... DOn't start preaching to me about cleaniness because I guarantee my home is cleaner then 95% of yours.

I will wager you any amount of money you want on that bet.

I may be a bachelor but trust me my house is spotless.

[uuntiltheendd]

The kitchen is spotless. The grease was in a cooking pan with a cover on it... I guess it was just older grease... DOn't start preaching to me about cleaniness because I guarantee my home is cleaner then 95% of yours.

glad to hear everything is okay.
but that last sentence i have to disagree with. all i have to say is that my mom is asian.

I will wager you any amount of money you want on that bet.

I may be a bachelor but trust me my house is spotless.

i believe that since you have come from an asian household i assume.

@acolyte: omgah twenty kudos! somebody google that quick!

[Scrubbleboo]

The kitchen is spotless. The grease was in a cooking pan with a cover on it... I guess it was just older grease... DOn't start preaching to me about cleaniness because I guarantee my home is cleaner then 95% of yours.

Leave a better description and you won't hear preaching. I wasn't being mean at all. Leaving grease in a pan on the stove is not exactly...spotless. I can take pictures of my house if you like, it's damn clean considering I'm OCD haha.

Once again, don't get angry for something that wasn't even meant to be an insult.

When you come here to talk about everyday life, mishaps or just plain rant it's not necessarily nice to jump down the throats of people who are contributing to your thread.

[ZERO]

Never cook in something that you do not have the lid for...

This happened to the person who lives above my apartment. I went in there hearing a commotion and saw flames shooting 5 feet in the air (luckly it had really high ceilings). The lady had put it in the sink and poured water on it, creating Greek fire. She said what do I do and I asked her to put the lid on it and hold it down. She did and the fire stopped after a few seconds. She asked how I knew that would stop it and I said that all fires need air. She also asked why the water made it worse but I do not think she understood that you can not put out oil with water and the mixture actually makes it burn more. She said she tried to put sugar on it but I have never heard of that before except that you could use sand to cut off the air. I think sugar is for chemical fires or to help heal your own burns. Ever burnt your tong and put sugar on it and you know what I mean.

Glad to hear that everything worked out ok but remember these rules for the future:

• oil will instantly catch on fire if its temperature gets to high
• never cook a large amount of oil at maximum temperature
• if cooking something submerged in oil never have the cover on (this increases the temperature too much)
• Placing something very cold in hot oil will cause an explosion
• The fastest way to put the fire out it to remove the heat source and the oxygen.
• If deep frying over a stove watch the oil at all times and ensure the temperature is not too high.
• Ideally have a temp probe to ensure the oil does not get close to the temperature of combustion.
• oil does not need to be in the presence of grease or any other matter to start a fire, only heat

Remember only you can prevent pants fires!

[Rage]

I'm not going to write a fucking novel about my events and take up an entire page... I was just saying what happened. gtfo.

And my mother is german who is also ocd, my step father is a head janitor at a school, so cleaning is all they do. My mother washes the floor at least twice a day.


SO! Here is a revised, more in-depth story for you idiots lol.


I decided to deepfry some french fries so I would have something to go with my chicken fingers. I seen the big pot of oil on the glass covered stove and knew it was for deepfrying. SO i turned on the burner so it would melt the oil into liquid form again. After a few minutes I noticed the pot was only half way on the burner, so I move it all the way on and went to check the IBIS forums. THE POT HAD A GLASS COVER ON IT! "4 Zero " About 5 mintues later I heard my step father yell 'Jon WTF!' and I went running into the kitchen to see it full of smoke, which was coming from the pot. SO I ripped open the door to go outside and my step father aka Jesse grabbed the pot and tried carriing it outside. As he was bringing it, the cover moved and let fresh air into the pot which allowed the oil to just explode into flames. Jesse dropped the pot on the floor and flaming oil splashed everywhere. I didn't notice until this morning but some got on me and burnt a hole in the pants I was wearing atm LOL. So instictively I run and grabbed my logging pants and used them to put out some of the fire, aka smothering, while jesse got the fire extingusher and put out the rest.


There! Now you all have your novel to criticize. Enjoy accusing me and my family of being slobs.

[Rapedollar$]

i saw the mythbusters where they poured 8oz of water on a grease fire...

32oz of grease+ 8oz of water= 25ft fireball... that shit was cool....

[Rage]

Yeah i know better than using water. We keep chemical fire extingushers in my house.