Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 24

Thread: yay taxes!

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. Default

    option 3:
    don't fuck up with your taxes. honestly, people always seem excited about tax returns. they're one of the things you don't want to happen. it means you overpaid your taxes. yes, you get it back but that basically means you're loaning the gov't your money. and you don't get interest on it. it's better to owe the gov't a little for a while because that's like a loan they gave you, with no interest attatched.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

  2. Default

    I'm getting $11 back from fed, and I owe $50 to state. I guess I"m doing it right?

  3. Default

    Spend half, save half as an emergency fund.

    I have paid into the system 6 yrs now, stupid self employment lol
    These are the words you wish you wrote down.

  4. Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Fireye View Post
    I'm getting $11 back from fed, and I owe $50 to state. I guess I"m doing it right?
    Last year I owed $400 dollars because my Step-fathers accountant decided she was going to fuck up my withholdings.

    This year I'm looking forward to actually getting money back.

    Loka, save it for when you move, most everything you own now will be left behind until you are stationed, and it will take a while to even get it there. I suggest buy your TV once you're there <3.
    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    i never thought you would put walter under the category of "male."

  5. Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Fireye View Post
    I'm getting $11 back from fed, and I owe $50 to state. I guess I"m doing it right?





    Have you received yours yet?




    OBAMA'S new "Spread the wealth" pencil sharpener.

    Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.

    Be watching for yours in your mail box - SOON !!!


    Attached Images
    One cannot improve if they cannot see their mistakes!

    If you can't do it right, Don't bother!

    DeadEyeDeNNi$ <ibis.a>








  6. Default

    I got 1200 back this year, Already bought myself a 32" hd lcd tv. The rest im saving

  7. Default

    I'm in college!! with no discernable income!!! so i don't have anything coming to me, because i don't pay anything!!


    ...yay
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

  8. Default

    I got ~5K Back. I kinda use the tax system as a non-interest bearing "savings account" that can't be counted as an asset and one that I can't "touch". .
    Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.

    maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones

  9. Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Steamer View Post
    I got ~5K Back. I kinda use the tax system as a non-interest bearing "savings account" that can't be counted as an asset and one that I can't "touch". .
    yeah that's what many people consider it. That or rainy day money :P

    มวยไทย
    Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me

  10. Default

    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    option 3:
    don't fuck up with your taxes. honestly, people always seem excited about tax returns. they're one of the things you don't want to happen. it means you overpaid your taxes. yes, you get it back but that basically means you're loaning the gov't your money. and you don't get interest on it. it's better to owe the gov't a little for a while because that's like a loan they gave you, with no interest attatched.
    Actually, I didn't owe the government anything. The government decided to finally pay back people who go to school or the parents who claim you as a dependent and pay for your school. But now you can add textbooks and school expenses to the list, not just the tuition you pay. It's called the American Opportunity Credit. My dad is a CPA and licensed tax preparer. When it comes to my taxes, he's going to try to find areas he can get me money... and damn he did.

    Definitely spending little on the money I get. Buying those other things on base.

    มวยไทย
    Got a blister? Ibuprofen. Can't feel from your waist down? Ibuprofen. Got a spider bite? Ibuprofen. - SPC S-Rod & Me

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •