I was literally reading this going, holy shit I might have to freaking beat my dad's ass if that ever happened to me, then I see the pic, thanks for the laugh!!!
Mos
LOL i had to read the end like twice. I was like wtf thats not his gf, oooooooooo
Click picture, see result. The fact that anyone would intentionally try to make the first page a "no-spoiler" zone is lol'able. I, for one, did not. Really, fuck people if they can't read three paragraphs and click a link.
Sometimes I want to smack people in the face all hard-like, pimp style.
she aint big enough! you can do better! just ask George Foreman.
Clone
"If BBW's were candy I would have one every day hahahaahha"
"Have you every heard of the dating website plentyoffish.com?? well I check out the website PlentyofWhales.com HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA"
"I have a super power called retarded... but i use it sparingly"
Clone
I keep my GF locked up in a cupboard all day.