2 fridges falling down the front steps
4 fridge doors painstakingly removed
1 treadmill that won't fit down the stairs
5 low blood sugars
2 cat barfs (just this morning)
1 broken plate
1 bloody paw
2 sleepless 24-hour blocks
5 injuries sledding
1 trip to the ER
6 sticks of celery w/ peanut butter & raisins
1 middle of the night panic
2 weeks' worth of laundry piled up
1 letter started and then torn up
3,458,283 instances of rage (<--typical)

Dude, was your guys' week as mind-blowingly awesome as mine was?

(Which reminds me: 385 instances of sarcasm)