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  1. 02-21-2010 10:37 PM #1
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    A guy asks a girl "have you ever had magic sex?"

    the girl says "no how do you do that?'

    the guy says "we fuck then you disappear, tada bitch!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clone View Post
    A guy asks a girl "have you ever had magic sex?"

    the girl says "no how do you do that?'

    the guy says "we fuck then you disappear, tada bitch!"
    lol. again. nice.
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    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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  3. 02-21-2010 11:17 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by clone View Post
    a guy asks a girl "have you ever had magic sex?"

    the girl says "no how do you do that?'

    the guy says "we fuck then you disappear, tada bitch!"


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  4. 02-21-2010 11:35 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post


    methinks ren has
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    methinks ren has
    Actually, that was more of a *headdesk*
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    ??? whaty?

    sorry, but you're going to have to explain that one to me real quick. it's 12:30 i just finished learning the mateial and studying for the chem test i have at 8, and now i'm so wired i'm not gonna be able to sleep very easily.

    fml
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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  7. 02-22-2010 12:43 AM #7
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    Chem is hard
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