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    Default I dreamed I made a thread, then I did.

    This one is about cooking.

    Fuck cooking!

    This morning I tried to make pancakes (just mix & water). The first one turned out okay. The second one burnt to a crisp. The third one burnt to a semi-crisp. Then I gave up and did dishes instead.

    I have ruined spaghetti, grilled cheese, macaroni & cheese, and any other number of easy things. Hell, I think I'm just cursed when it comes to food in general. Last night I took out a tub of vegetables I had in the fridge, and as I was holding them, I said, "Man, I love these vegetables," and promptly dropped them all over the floor.

    I think that one of my big problems is that cooking isn't all the precise—it requires estimation & a good memory. I can't eyeball measurements, I can't remember what I'm supposed to set the burner to, and I can't tell when something is done.

    So next time you tell me to get in the kitchen, you should probably just order out.

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    How do you fail with mac and cheese
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy-Sonic View Post
    How do you fail with mac and cheese
    Okay, that one was kind of awesome. I was in college and all proud of myself for making mac & cheese from a box. Then I go to pour the powdery cheese stuff in and it's brown. So I look at the box, and it had expired 11 years ago. I don't even know how it got there.

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    L2 read the directions?




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    what rape said. and mac and cheeze can be deceptively hard.

    the first firealarm that went off in my building last term (2nd night we were there btw) it was because some drunk person down on 2nd floor wanted some of those easy mac microwavable things...but didn't put any water in, set the microwave for too long, and then forgot about them.
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    its not that mac n cheese can be deceptively hard, its that people can be deceptively stupid.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapedollar$ View Post
    its not that mac n cheese can be deceptively hard, its that people can be deceptively stupid.
    Hey, fuck you! Just because I can't cook doesn't mean I'm an idiot. Other things mean I'm an idiot.

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    Cooking is easy. if you cant eyeball measure, use measuring tools


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    A monkey could cook mac and cheese and could probably understand the pictures on the side of the box that shows you what to do....



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    Geez, you people are hardasses! So all of you can cook, eh? FANTASTIC! Maybe you should take turns cooking me dinner, then. SINCE YOU'RE ALL SO AWESOME AT IT.

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