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    hey, at least she was in the kitchen like she should be lol
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    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    That's ok just stock upon Twinkies and you'll be set for life.

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    :nods: twinkies will ride out the apocolypse
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    hey, at least she was in the kitchen like she should be lol
    i lol'd... i lol'd good

    how are you suppose to stay busy in the kitchen if you dont know how to cook?

    well i guess you could clean...




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    I guess things are different in Canada, so Walter are you a pro cook or do you suck to?

    also GOGO CANADA because I don't care who wins the Olympics Hokey game :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    hey, at least she was in the kitchen like she should be lol
    LMFAO ren you just got told.

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    I've burnt eggs while trying to boil them. Idk how the fuck I managed that. I suck in the kitchen but put me infront of a grill and i'll destroy people with how good i am.

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    ren im sure walter will happy to come over there and whip something up for you.

    i can cook/grill just about anything but hamburgers. i know its lame but i think its because i try and put too much stuff in the meat before i cook them. i mean yea, i can take them out of the package, shape them, put salt and pepper on them, and cook them, but thats just too plain for me. i like to add things to the meat but i always end up burning them or they dont stick together

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
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    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    I really wish I were skilled enough to make an omelette. :\

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    Good luck finding a man.
    These are the words you wish you wrote down.

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