I dreamed I made a thread, then I did.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

omlettes are easy as shit.

scramble some eggs, pour it into the pan, let cook for a min or so, lay some slices of velveta down, some crunchy fried onion thingies, some chopped ham and then flip over one side of the omlette onto itself to fold everything over. let that cook to seal a bit and flip the whole thing. finish cooking and voila! delicious omlette!

[XxMastagunzxX]

Any woman that destroys mac n cheese is evil.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

technically, ren didn't break the mac'n cheese. she only tried to use it and it was 11 years expired

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[XxMastagunzxX]

How the fuck do you get 11 year old mac n cheese? Was the box not really old looking?

[Ren]

How the fuck do you get 11 year old mac n cheese? Was the box not really old looking?

It was REALLY bizarre! I have no idea how it happened. Everything looked fine and dandy until I opened the cheese.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

methinks ren exagerated. you know how she tends to do that

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[Ren]

methinks ren exagerated. you know how she tends to do that

Nope, it was definitely 11 years old. I remember it clearly.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

just like that girl was definately 17 when you met her right?

she was 14 you sick fuck!

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[Scrubbleboo]

I love to cook. I am a master chef! I also love baking. Plus YT is a sushi chef, so we have a golden kitchen lol.

[Ren]

I love to cook. I am a master chef! I also love baking. Plus YT is a sushi chef, so we have a golden kitchen lol.

I'm actually okay with baking. The instructions are much more precise.