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    Try living it... Ex-wife got pregnant 6 months before she left me for my "Best Friend/ Business Partner" whom she had been having this affair less than two weeks after my vasectomy and our youngest child was born... and this guy was the same guy who slept with my ex-wife, when she divorced her first husband (and her ex-husband and my business partner were best friends and roommates)... Jerry Springer has nothing like this... and we're working on the broken nose with the chair episode...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    Try living it... Ex-wife got pregnant 6 months before she left me for my "Best Friend/ Business Partner" whom she had been having this affair less than two weeks after my vasectomy and our youngest child was born... and this guy was the same guy who slept with my ex-wife, when she divorced her first husband (and her ex-husband and my business partner were best friends and roommates)... Jerry Springer has nothing like this... and we're working on the broken nose with the chair episode...
    Let me put this simply:

    Can your current wife cook well? Yes or no.
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    i never thought you would put walter under the category of "male."

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    When people marry... something always changes, just after the "I do's"... My new wife seems to have lost her ability to cook... I seemed to have lost my desire to have sex with her... But good thing I took those Home Economics Classes in High School... My children prefer my cooking to thier mothers cooking... So I do 95% of the cooking... and 100% time looking for new place to eat (if you know what I mean)...?

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    "The hardest part to any problem is the easy part to any solution" ~ My fifth grade Mathematics Teacher
    (or at least I believe that is what she said... I was too busy thinking of all the naughty things I would do to her 22 year old... ooops is this mic still on...) CLICK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChronicVT View Post
    When people marry... something always changes, just after the "I do's"... My new wife seems to have lost her ability to cook... I seemed to have lost my desire to have sex with her... But good thing I took those Home Economics Classes in High School... My children prefer my cooking to thier mothers cooking... So I do 95% of the cooking... and 100% time looking for new place to eat (if you know what I mean)...?
    well thats good that you dont mind doing the cooking as far as i can tell.. when i get married, my wife better know how to cook me some good food! and dont get caught looking for other places to eat! lol

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
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    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    well thats good that you dont mind doing the cooking as far as i can tell.. when i get married, my wife better know how to cook me some good food! and dont get caught looking for other places to eat! lol
    You and I can never be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
    You and I can never be.
    lol im going to need to be catered to! i can cook but i will not be doing it every night.

    oh btw, i got my pump yesterday. you need to move back to the states and get some better insurance so you can get one!

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    lol im going to need to be catered to! i can cook but i will not be doing it every night.

    oh btw, i got my pump yesterday. you need to move back to the states and get some better insurance so you can get one!
    ...i'm not going to say it...ah fuck it.

    sweedish made?
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    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    lol im going to need to be catered to! i can cook but i will not be doing it every night.

    oh btw, i got my pump yesterday. you need to move back to the states and get some better insurance so you can get one!
    Fuck you!

    In the States, my parents were paying $250+ per month for my insurance and there was a $2,500 deductable! I'm getting off waaaay easier in Canada, and I get a buttload money back on my tax return for all my prescriptions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    ...i'm not going to say it...ah fuck it.

    sweedish made?
    yes, its sweedish made.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
    Fuck you!

    In the States, my parents were paying $250+ per month for my insurance and there was a $2,500 deductable! I'm getting off waaaay easier in Canada, and I get a buttload money back on my tax return for all my prescriptions.
    oh dayum, nvm then..

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

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