Present for America

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ok mexican, so according to you america doesn't care about 1.baseball 2. football 3. basketball 4. stock cars and their habit to be raced 5. half their country 6. anything that they loose at.

so...what do americans care about?

We care about gold, rum, and fast women. We also care about sailing.

Or are those Pirates..? Ah well, it's all in good fun. I could really give a crap about sailing, too. I suppose it's safe to say America is apathetic towards a lot of things. Each individual cares about different stuff, but as a whole most people don't care about most things. Ya dig? (the joke there is that I accidentally compared america to pirates.)

Again, why are you trying to make this into a bigger deal than it really is? Are you one of those angry Canadians? I've never seen one of those before! (the joke here is that Canadians are normally a calm and humble people. I suppose you've never won much at the Olympics before) You're like a starving dog that just had his first bite of food. You're biting off WAY more than you can chew, man. The US has won more medals every year in both the Winter and Vanilla Olympics than any other country for a long time. Give Canada an inch and they want to take a metric mile. Whatever that is. (the joke there is that I referred to the kilometer as a "metric mile" to sound like a stupid american.)

Of course we don't care about things that we "loose" at. We don't like loose things. Only tight Canadian chicks, such as your mother. harharharharharharharharharhar. (the joke there is that you spelled "lose" "loose" lolol)

And did you call me a Mexican.. wha..? Racism ftl That's ban-able, you know.

EDIT -- Jokes are in red for those who don't understand them.