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    i once tried to call and order a pizza. but i dialed my grandparents in baltimore instead.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    i once tried to call and order a pizza. but i dialed my grandparents in baltimore instead.
    And? Did they send you a pizza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
    And? Did they send you a pizza?
    no it was 2:00 in the morning
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    maybe you where all awake and epic failed navigation and decided pissing anywhere was a good idea.

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    I've been told I used to say things when I was sleeping XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaMiKaZi_NiNjA View Post
    I've been told I used to say things when I was sleeping XD
    *muffled snore* "Dammit, Bobby!"

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    I think it was something about dinosaurs running after me and trying to eat me or something stupid like that.

    on another note a friend that had turrets used to talk about killing nazi's in his sleep

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    I used to sleep with earplugs and I would do stuff like this a lot because noises wouldn't wake me up. I stopped using them and stopped sleep walking/talking.

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    My husband (aka YT, the bastard!) got up after a very drunken evening, sleepwalked over to the bathroom linen closet and pissed on the door. The whole time I was screaming at him. He was in deep shit when he woke up after learning that I had to clean up his piss.
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    i never thought you would put walter under the category of "male."

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