Have you ever?

Legend has it that when I was a kid, I sleepwalked once. I went downstairs (eyes open, of course) and laid down on my dad's side of the bed (he wasn't in bed yet, and my mom was just sitting in bed reading). She said, "No, you can't sleep in our bed, let's go back upstairs," and took me by the arm to lead me back to my room. I pulled away to go to the bathroom, though, and after I was done she proceeded to take me back to my bed. On her way back downstairs, she noticed I'd left the bathroom light on, and when she went in to turn it off, she found my underwear floating in the toilet.

I also had a friend who sleepwalked into his garage and peed in the corner. It seems a lot of sleepwalking stories I've heard involve going to the bathroom. EENTAHLESTING!