Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
I fucking love music
Rip Paul Gray
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many people have told me that i am really fast on my feet when I look slower then a turtle :P
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"If BBW's were candy I would have one every day hahahaahha"
"Have you every heard of the dating website plentyoffish.com?? well I check out the website PlentyofWhales.com HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA"
"I have a super power called retarded... but i use it sparingly"
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Great after walters comment the monty python lumberjack song just got started in my head.
Speaking of St. Pat's day... this girl came in early this morning and was adjusting her clothes in front of the mirror just outside of my office...
She kept asking me how she looked... and I dished out several compliments...
Imagine: Tall blonde with a tight St. Pat's t-shirt and tight pants and high heels and a smile that melts steel
A 90 year old lady came into the store I was working at when I was 18 and said "Now, I'm 90 years old, so I can damn well say what I want, correct?" I respond with a smile and a nod.
She follows up with "You're gorgeous". Lesbian grandma ftw.
Not so much a compliment as more of a rip off from a comedian followed by a jealous fit as relayed to me second-hand in high school by a mutual friend: "I don't get why guys like this Emerald chick, what, does she have beer flavored nipples?".
Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...