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    many people have told me that i am really fast on my feet when I look slower then a turtle :P

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    "If BBW's were candy I would have one every day hahahaahha"
    "Have you every heard of the dating website plentyoffish.com?? well I check out the website PlentyofWhales.com HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA"
    "I have a super power called retarded... but i use it sparingly"

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    Quote Originally Posted by omgbears View Post
    wait.. You're a guy?

    Fuck.
    ahahahahahahahaha.

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    Great after walters comment the monty python lumberjack song just got started in my head.

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    lets see.. last night while at the st. pats festival watching jet play, a drunk fifty five year old woman couldnt stop telling me how handsome i was. best compliments ever received. :')

    "if the futures been drawn out theres no point in living." sksk
    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    within the ruins remins me of a somewhat harder bullet for my valentine

  6. Default Giving compliments...

    Speaking of St. Pat's day... this girl came in early this morning and was adjusting her clothes in front of the mirror just outside of my office...

    She kept asking me how she looked... and I dished out several compliments...

    Imagine: Tall blonde with a tight St. Pat's t-shirt and tight pants and high heels and a smile that melts steel

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    Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
    a smile that melts steel
    post that in a new thread walter "Corniest Compliments Given"

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    A 90 year old lady came into the store I was working at when I was 18 and said "Now, I'm 90 years old, so I can damn well say what I want, correct?" I respond with a smile and a nod.
    She follows up with "You're gorgeous". Lesbian grandma ftw.

    Not so much a compliment as more of a rip off from a comedian followed by a jealous fit as relayed to me second-hand in high school by a mutual friend: "I don't get why guys like this Emerald chick, what, does she have beer flavored nipples?".


    Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...
    Quote Originally Posted by uuntiltheendd View Post
    i never thought you would put walter under the category of "male."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubbleboo View Post
    Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...
    Was he good enough to make your panties magically slip off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by walterbrunswick View Post
    Was he good enough to make your panties magically slip off?
    he was just trying to get her to pull something out of his hat
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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