Someone said to me " maybe you had your head screwed on right after all"![]()
Someone said to me " maybe you had your head screwed on right after all"![]()
I just told Ninja I don't need cyanide in my coffee when he's around, does that count?
Does being hit on by gays count?
At a college here in Toronto, on Facebook, in Rochester, NY, on duty downtown, etc...
I used to work at a waterpark (of which Anex is familiar if he stumbles across this) and it was a very regular thing for homosexual men to hit on me. I was once invited to a party because "My friend thinks you're really cute". It was awkward.
many people have told me that i am really fast on my feet when I look slower then a turtle :P
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"If BBW's were candy I would have one every day hahahaahha"
"Have you every heard of the dating website plentyoffish.com?? well I check out the website PlentyofWhales.com HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA"
"I have a super power called retarded... but i use it sparingly"
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A 90 year old lady came into the store I was working at when I was 18 and said "Now, I'm 90 years old, so I can damn well say what I want, correct?" I respond with a smile and a nod.
She follows up with "You're gorgeous". Lesbian grandma ftw.
Not so much a compliment as more of a rip off from a comedian followed by a jealous fit as relayed to me second-hand in high school by a mutual friend: "I don't get why guys like this Emerald chick, what, does she have beer flavored nipples?".
Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...