Self-explanatory title.

Time for all of you to lie about how people compliment your huge dicks.

Honestly, I can't really think of any compliments I've received at the moment... But they're usually funny!

Ooh! Once someone told me I was more interesting to look at than a barn!

So, spill it: best compliments, worst compliments, weirdest compliments, double-sided compliments...

(Here's what image search turned up):