i gave someone a black eye because they pinched me.
i was wearing a shirt that said "fuck off, i'm not wearing green. don't touch me"
This guy almost kicked my ass cause i called his GF a chubby leperchaun at the bar... she was at least 5'0" and at least 200 there was also another reason I was staring at her but he didnt know
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"If BBW's were candy I would have one every day hahahaahha"
"Have you every heard of the dating website plentyoffish.com?? well I check out the website PlentyofWhales.com HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA"
"I have a super power called retarded... but i use it sparingly"
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