4th Fun!

[ZERO]

So how was everyone 4th of July!? Post your funny stories ect here

[ZERO]

Well, I almost blew myself up with a firework that had a quick fuse. I also thought it was a mini fountain but it was really high grade explosive. I have had it for years sitting around so there was no way to know what it would do until it went off. It was set off in a glass bottle that was blown into a thousand peaces. The sound alone left my and Jigsaws ears ringing! It was like a live grenade went off, and I was standing only 5 feet from it (trying to get away). I did not actually get to see it blow up, but that is a good thing because I would be blind if I had not known to close my eyes. Fragmentation pieced my neck in a few places. Lucky a dash of some medical Rum fixed it up in a sec. Always remember kids keep bottles of hardcore rum around you never known when you need something that absorbs all moisture.

[ManBearPig <ibis>]

My Ex showed up and it was weird. Than she asked for my number, so im confused. And i almost got hit in the face by my step dad's fireworks.

P.S. Zero you need a chaperon.

[D-Monic]

i was drunk after the firework show and i had red glow sticks so i got in the traffic in the parking lot and proceeded to direct the traffic. it worked with a few cars but most ppl were like wtf is this guy doing goodtimes

[Hitman]

Met some girl from Jersey (a once in a lifetime shot) at the fireworks display in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Got her wasted and went back to my place. all worked out well

[Dual]

Well, I almost blew myself up with a firework that had a quick fuse. I also thought it was a mini fountain but it was really high grade explosive. I have had it for years sitting around so there was no way to know what it would do until it went off. It was set off in a glass bottle that was blown into a thousand peaces. The sound alone left my and Jigsaws ears ringing! It was like a live grenade went off, and I was standing only 5 feet from it (trying to get away). I did not actually get to see it blow up, but that is a good thing because I would be blind if I had not known to close my eyes. Fragmentation pieced my neck in a few places. Lucky a dash of some medical Rum fixed it up in a sec. Always remember kids keep bottles of hardcore rum around you never known when you need something that absorbs all moisture.

I Use to scrapped the wick on concrete, just to make sure the fuse won't go that quick. Have not play with firework in a long time, ever since they came down hard with the law in NYC.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Fireworks are illegal in NYC. Theres nothing much here going around except the legal fireworks going of at night. Hmmm when I was younger I used to tape nails and pennies to blockbusters and fling them off a apartment complex roof and see people run for their dear lives.

[ZERO]

I never said anything about these being legal...

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

I never said anything about these being legal...

Hmmm so there are actually other states who deem fireworks illegal ? Maybe the kind that you were blowing up were illegal ? I pretty much never liked the colorful fireworks. I liked the ones that go BOOM !

[Dual]

I Just play with sparkles.