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  1. Default You can has computar? I think not.

    Since its been my spring break I've decided to bug my parents about buying me a new computer, preferably my mom. So we went today with my dad and mom to best-buy to buy a computer. Since my parents don't know English I decided to talk for them. I wanted to buy this 900$ Asus so I could game with you guys in high quality but I couldn't once I realized that I need Microsoft word office suite so we did and the total price came to around 1,100.

    Then my dad is going around yelling in Vietnamese saying "IT HIGH PRICE WE NO BUY". Then I'm sitting there embarrassed and my mom says we'll buy it Friday when we get some more money. He then shows me some cheap ass computers that are like 500$ and total crap with a small screen and bad specs(my mom wants me a big screen so i don't squint).

    So then we go around to other stores seeing if we could get better prices and my dad keeps on acting like he's a genius when it comes to computers and every time that happens my parents get into a big argument and embarrasses me. Well see you guys on Friday...I hope.

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    why do you need microsoft word suite?

    use open office. at least i think that's what it's called. free, compatable, pretty sweet.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    i love the asus comps.. got a laptop and desktop made by them.




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    i paid about 1000 for my asus laptop and it runs cs great

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    Yea you can use open office if cost is an issue as it is free.



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    that would knock 200$ off the price and bring it back to 900$ easy. then of coure, if the 900$ includes virus software cost, you can use free stuff like avira antivir for antiviruses and MalwareBytes (capitalized out of respect, they've saved my comp many times) for anti-spyware.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Fuck, I wish my parents would buy me 500 dollars worth of crap.

    900 dollars is a lot of money...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrubbleboo View Post
    Fuck, I wish my parents would buy me 500 dollars worth of crap.

    900 dollars is a lot of money...
    They don't love you

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMastagunzxX View Post
    They don't love you

    jk
    Lol I was gonna post right when you were gonna masta. Er ok I'll use open office then. Now that I just google'd it , it looks fine. My mom said she's gonna get more money anyway but I do admit 900$ is alot.

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    Open office is tits.
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