for the record, tupac, why not bring mike in here to defend himself?

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no?

did you two break up or something?

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oh no, that's too bad. i thought you two would make a good civil union some day.
Oh well, there are plenty more people out there for you.

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i know it'll be hard to get over him, but it'll be ok, don't

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you say you're going to miss the feeling of WHAT?
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WHERE?