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    proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
    Cant say i have never done that before


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    So... what your trying to tell me is that you saw a spherical square?

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    I've almost wrecked a few times from looking at women out my window while driving!!!!
    I fucking love music
    Rip Paul Gray

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMastagunzxX View Post
    I've almost wrecked a few times from looking at women out my window while driving!!!!
    set up a camera pointing at your rear-view. problem solved :thumb up:
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    set up a camera pointing at your rear-view. problem solved :thumb up:
    Why would I have it in my rear view mirror?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMastagunzxX View Post
    Why would I have it in my rear view mirror?
    side view then. that's what i meant. that way, you can take the pic while continueing to drive, you hit the button as you drive past.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    My favorite one is what my dad sent me one night.

    "A blond just sent me a text asking 'What does idk , mean?' I replied "I don't know.' She replied back with "Omg no one knows!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by anex View Post
    My favorite one is what my dad sent me one night.

    "A blond just sent me a text asking 'What does idk , mean?' I replied "I don't know.' She replied back with "Omg no one knows!!"
    that's an old-ish joke.

    i first saw it at failbooking.com
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Aww and here I am trying to pass it off as new.

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    heres a drunk text i got from a random number the other night

    "so how much do you charge an hour? you know for phone sex?"

    me- "uhhh... well hello (;"



    HAHAHA it made my week

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    heres a drunk text i got from a random number the other night

    "so how much do you charge an hour? you know for phone sex?"

    me- "uhhh... well hello (;"



    HAHAHA it made my week
    sorry that was me.

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