holy shit, that's a pretty impressive item there. i mean, cpr and everything? plus it'll even operate your vehicle in emergencies as well as cook grilled cheese. and the handle's hollow so you can store booze in there to boot!
damn. i was worried those china bastards would be comin over to conquer us, but no fear, this shovel can open bottles of alcohol!! crisis averted!!
Oh wait, it doesn't kill people?
hacks!
Maynard - The WCS Guy