holy shit, that's a pretty impressive item there. i mean, cpr and everything? plus it'll even operate your vehicle in emergencies as well as cook grilled cheese. and the handle's hollow so you can store booze in there to boot!
damn. i was worried those china bastards would be comin over to conquer us, but no fear, this shovel can open bottles of alcohol!! crisis averted!!
Oh wait, it doesn't kill people?
hacks!
Maynard - The WCS Guy
so this is how china plans to take over the world, cutting down trees, kiyaking, drinking, and digging holes for us to put them in?
AWESOME sounds like a blast
p.s. they spelt opener ? wrong? they spelt operner?
or it is a subliminal message saying that they do not respect our language, culture, or being
o.O
a general over there mentioned plans of eentually taking over the world, because it is the chinese destiny
if im not mistaken every male has to enlist in there army )=
EDIT: p.s. he isnt a legless man rowing the boat, chinease are all 5ft tall to begin with duhhh