Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
WHAT! where is mickey. Is Minny with him?
i was immplying you are a child, by compareing your name through a "mistake" to the large, cheerful mouse millions of children idolize and look up to all around the world. however, because it's a copywrited possession of the Walt Disney corp., you cannot be mickey. thus, you are one of three things:
1) someone who dresses up as mickey with the purpose of cheering kids up at disneyland, later returning home to make love to your cheap 30$ blowup doll and drinking yourself into oblivion in depression.
2) someone out to lure kids by using a disguise in the forme of previously mentioned loved and idolised large mouse
3) a seven year old dressing up for halloween.


and yes, i'm on break at work and yes i'm incredibly bored