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Thread: Halp me make a limerick or possibly a sonnet

  1. Default Halp me make a limerick or possibly a sonnet

    I currently have writer's block and i can't think of anything funny for the limerick and this poertry slam thingy is due next wednesday. Can anyone give me a good funny limerick. Btw for kids.

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    Do your own damn homework.

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    ummm, by next wednesday, do you mean over a week away?

    do your own fucking homework.
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Google that shit..

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    the only stuff ive got is nsfw. sorry

    also, do your own damn homework...




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    Poems are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sence.
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    'I ask for some easy advice but of course you guys say " do your own homework"

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    im a lyricists

    but do your own damn homework =D

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    There once was a bum named cheff
    he asked for verse from the best
    they laughed him away
    and ruined his day
    and cheered at his eventual death


    bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by ๖ReS View Post
    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by acolyte_to_jippity View Post
    There once was a bum named cheff
    he asked for verse from the best
    they laughed him away
    and ruined his day
    and cheered at his eventual death


    bitch
    Bad day or something because that didn't ruin my day. That isn't even how you do a limerick in the first place.

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