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  1. 05-18-2010 08:54 AM #1
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    Default Halp me make a limerick or possibly a sonnet

    I currently have writer's block and i can't think of anything funny for the limerick and this poertry slam thingy is due next wednesday. Can anyone give me a good funny limerick. Btw for kids.
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    Do your own damn homework.

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    ummm, by next wednesday, do you mean over a week away?

    do your own fucking homework.
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    Google that shit..
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    the only stuff ive got is nsfw. sorry

    also, do your own damn homework...




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    Poems are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sence.
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