There was this one time in school where I was friends with these 2 girls and one annoyed me so the other hit the other one and I said, " yea hit her hard" and then they both stared at me. I was like sexual innuendo much?
oh god, you're that one creepy fuck every school has aren't you?
anyway, my worst was probably at subway, i was listening to music and not paying attention, so when they made a mistake and asked me what i wanted on my sandwich, i didn't notice that it wasn't mine. i ended up customizing some poor bastard's cheese steak like a tuna sub lol
well a friend showed me a pic with a women (she didnt look like him) and i said "how come u have a pic with your maid?" then he said "She is my mom" In latin america is ussual to have maids cause the salaries are only 250 a month.
Owned!
having a shit on a freinds stero on prom night, and passing out in front of it.
so i have been told.
k...i took a shower and forgot my robe and thought that the house was going to be empty and decided to run out and go up upstairs.....and found out that my wife had friends over(they just came in the house too.)..they caught me covering myself........lawls
"BLINK-BLINK-BLINK-BLINK-BLINK"