share...
we all have them..
bring on the lolz
share...
we all have them..
bring on the lolz
Mine was not too long ago. I was working with the only male nurse at our facility, and he asked if i would do something for him. I was in the middle of something and so i said "yeah, just hang on a few secs". I immediatley realized how it sounded and tried to explain that i meant seconds, not sex... And it seemed to make the situation more awkward then if i had just left it at that. I know now he thinks i made a freudian slip... Lol
Last edited by XX0wnsXY; 05-21-2010 at 06:45 AM.
If you were a beautiful sound in the echos all around, I'd be your harmony.
Lets just say it involved, a salt shaker, a red-head, a really big wave, and a BMW m6
It wasn't so much embarrassing for me as it was for them..
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
There was this one time in school where I was friends with these 2 girls and one annoyed me so the other hit the other one and I said, " yea hit her hard" and then they both stared at me. I was like sexual innuendo much?
oh god, you're that one creepy fuck every school has aren't you?
anyway, my worst was probably at subway, i was listening to music and not paying attention, so when they made a mistake and asked me what i wanted on my sandwich, i didn't notice that it wasn't mine. i ended up customizing some poor bastard's cheese steak like a tuna sub lol
well a friend showed me a pic with a women (she didnt look like him) and i said "how come u have a pic with your maid?" then he said "She is my mom" In latin america is ussual to have maids cause the salaries are only 250 a month.
Owned!