well a friend showed me a pic with a women (she didnt look like him) and i said "how come u have a pic with your maid?" then he said "She is my mom" In latin america is ussual to have maids cause the salaries are only 250 a month.
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well a friend showed me a pic with a women (she didnt look like him) and i said "how come u have a pic with your maid?" then he said "She is my mom" In latin america is ussual to have maids cause the salaries are only 250 a month.
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Wait.. then what nationality are the maids?Originally Posted by diablo
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id have to say, reember back in highschool, when you could sdend those tellegrams for valitines day to other students you liked..
i got one. from a girl i had crush opn, so i confronted her about it.. and she was like hell no i didnt, i already have a boyfriend
BAHA
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Im in Ecuador, South America.
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mikey's most embarrassing moment was his conception....
We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm ~ George Orwell
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coming out feet first with a hard on.. yea i guess your right with that one
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Am i gay?
Was at my uncles cottage , and he brought along his 25 year old sister in law, and man is she smoking! so me, her, her brother and his girlfriend get drunk and i decided to go for a walk, she cam along and 1 thing lead to another, we started kissing. i wake up the next morning soaked head to toe, wallet still in my shorts, cellphone, everything destroyed and i asked her wtf happened. turns out i told her i didnt want to sleep with her (while i was drunk!) cuz i told her i felt like she was family and it would be wierd and i went for a swim in the lake......now all my friends think imma queer D:
p.s. now we're just friends...........god damnit
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i said conception, not birth....
fucking privates...
We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm ~ George Orwell
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lmfao. Mikey is like chuck norris. He was conceived and born at the same time
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having a shit on a freinds stero on prom night, and passing out in front of it.
so i have been told.
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