Lets just say that i went to germany and there was this party of the year thing going on. And this really hot girl offers me something called absence, and ofcourse after 13 dark beers i was like bring it bitch.
It turns out absence is 90% alcohol and didnt learn it until after i took 4.

So that put me on my ass majorly. In one night i puked 3 times, tackled my best friend while he was making out with a girl he fell in love
with, public urination next to the stage, doing a line dance with no pants on, lighting a scooter on fire, and killing a cat in the process. All in all... Great night?? I love you TFF! Im coming back next year for 5 shots :3

Absence btw is illegal in the states, good luck finding some.


...Yes I ended up with minor alcohol poisoning.
If you want to party with me in germany let me know, ill bring you along.

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Vodka with orange juice is also good. and irish whiskey ofcourse!