gonna get some beer shortly..
gonna get some beer shortly..
Maynard - The WCS Guy
my drunk adventures
drank a bottle of reisling too sweet but oh ell
drank 2 bottles of shocktops
drank have a box of wine (lol)
ran around screaming explained the only reason i would have sand in my vagina is if i fucked a mermaid.
...lol
Maynard - The WCS Guy
gonna drink a couple of shots of 10 year old drambuie, pass out, get up for work.![]()
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
my only two shitty drunk escapades:
got drunk underage in high school with few people on closed-for-construction, gated beach in south florida. got busted by an off duty cop who called in a duty cop and a female that was with a friend of mine ran off and disappeared for an entire month. he got called out for trespassing off duty and i just got banned from all beaches in florida instead of being arrested.
drank a full 22oz cup of cheap ass admiral nelson's, underage, blacked out in a pool, puked on myself in a chair, when they tried to drag me to grass to spray the vomit off of me i resisted and long story short the state senator's daughter had a fractured supraorbital foramen. luckily it happened on his property while he was upstairs and no police were involved.
Bottom of a rum bottle, ontqao the next. famly shattering experiances, awesome day.
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
I love a good shattering.
4) Use admin privileges sparingly and appropriately.
makes ay feel alive. ^^
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones